Those poor apartment hunters.
They arrive at New York City just to be preached from cruel reality.
Our vacancy rate lies in a minuscule 1.4%. And the average rent in Manhattan is a $ 4500 insult.
Hello, New York! Goodbye, savings!
And now, adding their shocked migraine is a crazy list from an online site called Niche’s best neighborhoods: 2025 to live in New York City.
Trust this guide if you want to ruin your life.
Maybe an overloaded job mixed results from “areas to avoid definitely a Friday night”?
But no, this AI-Esque assembly is true and ostensibly “based on crime, public schools, life costs, work opportunities and local equipment” and not the outcome of a pinch game in the district.
In particular a municipality. All but five of the 25 points are in Manhattan. The park park, apparently, is a total hour. Astoria, stay clear.
Instead, Niche says he raises your children to no.4, hell kitchen.
In that oasis of peace they can enjoy the two deed stretch of Avenue Avenue Gay bars, fast greasy food until 4am and a whole night with a slow drinker.
And who doesn’t dream of sharing a Nabe with the Port Authority bus terminal?
LUDIUS Nr. 3 is near, and is where Niche really threw the ball: the theater circle.
These are the 13 blocks filled with jams that are home to Broadway shows like “wicked” and “The Lion King”. Also Also Location of Times Square – the most popular tourist destination in JB, with 50 million visitors a year, all of whom Gawk were transferred to giant LCD screens while walking like turtles.
Think the neighborhood that has inspired Mid West generations to say, “New York is fun for a week.”
Had to make a list of the best places to smell the pot, burning the caramel corn and bo Elmo before I got into a goo viscous basin on the sidewalk, the theater circle would easily apply it.
Nr. 2? Kips Bay.
Some off -owners are wondering, “What is Kips Bay?”
Also, some New Yorkrs are wondering, “What is Kips Bay?”
Their question is a philosophical. Because when you are in Kips bay, you are both everywhere and nowhere.
Kips Bay is where the 28-year-old brother of your college friend lives. He wears one there in a job he never discusses. He does not remember what happened on St. Patrick’s Day, his favorite day of the year.
Including eastern 23rd road on Eastern Road 34, Kips Bay has no defining features. It is the first place to remove dry cleaning and you have to walk 25 minutes to get almost everywhere. At least, there are no visitors, as there is nothing to do.
That brings me to no. 1 – Little Italy.
Little Italy, Lotta tourists.
Those red buses with two crossing are fixed behind this destination of the raft, where it is hardly any Italian living actually.
San Gennaro’s annual holiday house is where you pronounce your friends who travel to eat high -priced pasta. “Try Arthur Avenue in the Bronx instead,” you say about dull ears.
Look, I have nothing against Italy except that it is crowded and expenses and the apartments are old and small and I will better eat elsewhere. But to call it the best neighborhood to live in NYC is predominant.
However, everyone knows where New Yorkers go when they are worried about crime, public schools, living costs, job opportunities and local equipment.
Florida!
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