Cry for ‘Joy’: In ‘with love, Meghan,’ Markle’s love language is absolutely incomprehensible

Meghan Markle is beautiful.

It is also boring, bold and rightly.

The same can be said for her new series Netflix, “With Love, Meghan”, which has all the zip and the excitement of “Dish Dish” – The Old “Saturday Night Live” Spoof of a monotonous show.

Put another way: it’s just as flat and as fundamental as a Pinterest board from a decade action.

For each episode, Prince Harry’s wife is joined in the kitchen and garden – not her, but in a lease in Montecito, California – from another friend. She is making candles, she’s doing focaci, she’s making lavender towels. She is making me check my clock. When will this end?

In her signature Whisper Flat, Markle speaks as if she is reading from the choice of tea towels embroidered at home.

“Love is in detail.”

“Treat yourself.”

People’s food is “my language of love,” she says more than once.

“Good vibes for good hives,” she whispers for the bees she holds.

“My bacon brings all the boys to the yard,” she shakes while making breakfast.

Then has the word JOYwhich should follow a break and depressing against Markle.

She carpet bombs every segment with the word J. If you played a drinking game and threw it once every time she said it, you would blame 10 minutes in the first episode.

Then again, this can make the viewing of this vanity project more liked.

Markle clearly loves reception and cooking, but there is no increase, no charisma and no unique talent for this genre. It simply possesses an unsafe deal with Netflix and a royal title – something that viewers are remembered at the end of each episode, as “executive manufacturer, Meghan, Duchess of Sussex” ignites on the screen.

But hey, after you have already resolved racism in the royal family, what else has it to do, but to make a balloon bow and some Caprese bites that look like flawed lady?

The show is essentially a vehicle to sell Crepe Mix and flower spraying from its new brand of living, as never before, and release small trivial pieces for herself in the ether.

In an episode, our lady welcomes the Argentine social Dolphin Blaquier for a growth and recognizes the practice she had in the land of Blaquier, who reminded her of California and offered “the joy of life and the joy of being out.”

She also reveals that she was once a scout girl and sold a lot of cookie, as a photo of her girlfriend on the entire screen. That’s it. Nothing more to add its scouting story. Just another bullet point to hit in the pile of rehearsals she loves naturally.

Then the pair has a dance party on the trail and goes home to relax with a lavender towel – whatever it is – and sun tea.

I do not know anyone who lives a life of this precious, not to mention this phonia. No do I want to. It is neither relating nor aspiring. Judah is just annoying betrayal.

Perhaps the person to be more shameful is guest Mindy caling. Despite posting a regular video on Instagram of her home cooking, here the actress calls the kind of chef that “Microwaves Burritos”.

It seems like an attempt to exalt the Duchess of the family, which Kaling treats it as a creature formed in a royal incubator than some regular birds that grew in.

The caling is gobsmacked to teach Markle wears incorrect zara pants and not, say, head to leg Max Marine. Startling. Also: it grew up eating fast food.

“Uh, I don’t think someone in the world knows Meghan Markle has eaten Jack in the box and loves it”, calling gushes with the plastic enthusiasm of a QVC host who has to move several hundred units of continued cardigans until midnight.

But the Duchess corrects it. It is Meghan Simozo Now, a whore.

The only episode of any value is when the Chef Roy Choi teaches Markle how to cook the fried Korean chicken.

But who cares, really?

The whole attempt is shallow as a baking sheet.

As Markle’s makeup artist says Daniel Martin while looking at the mountains in the distance, “I feel like this is all fake.”

There is nothing of the substances in “with love, Meghan”. No family recipe, without deep personal stories. No topic other than the aforementioned joy – which means nothing when you have to constantly remember the viewers how surprising and happiness are experiencing.